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“Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat guy!” quote by Nikhil Saluja — Download Open image

“Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat guy!”

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