Thanks a lot for reminding me that you're not following back, two boring people who just mentioned me. — Nikhil Saluja Boring people Copy Share Image
Life would be perfect if: Some girls had mute buttons,Some guys had edit buttons,Hard times had fast forward & Good times had… — Nikhil Saluja Good times Copy Share Image
TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you really fat. — Nikhil Saluja Box of chocolates Copy Share Image
True love and false promises are made for each other. — Nikhil Saluja False promises Copy Share Image
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate the word 'followers' so from now on I'm going to call you guys my 'troops' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
