I was just about to get up and do something useful with my life but then I read a motivational tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Happiness is not the end of problems but the ability to deal with them — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Dead End is not End that means you have to be careful¦Do not get disturb from small things in your life when… — Nikhil Saluja Dead end Copy Share Image
Twitter should do something about the people who don't no how to spell. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend says, you can tell me anything, she's really saying, I'm going to tell this to my next boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If you post too much inspirational tweets, I'm reporting you for inappropriate activity. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Change Copy Share Image
On the Internet you can be whatever you want! I mean, besides successful. — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Nowadays people spend more time cleaning the touchscreen of their cellphone than they spend cleaning their genitals. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you ever think about committing suicide, remember that's an awful way to go. DM me and I'll take care of it. — Nikhil Saluja Committing suicide Copy Share Image
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But, he says he can stop any time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Don't try calling me back after I just called you and you didn't pick up. I only feel like talking on the… — Nikhil Saluja Talking on the phone Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter Tracy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
