Have a Unique Character like a Salt Its presence is not felt, but its absence makes things Tasteless.!' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My mother always said, if you can`t say anything nice, then don`t say anything at all... And Then I signed-up for Facebook! — Nikhil Saluja Parenting Copy Share Image
If you have the slightest feeling that the tweet was about you, it is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It doesnt matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Sleep, You'll always be my favorite Hello and my hardest Goodbye. — Nikhil Saluja Hardest Goodbye Copy Share Image
A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if people talked TO each other instead of ABOUT each other! — Nikhil Saluja Better place Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you listen closely to your body while you're working out, you can hear the calories singing Just gonna stand there and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Hey! *2 hours later* Whats up No its too late. I don't want to talk to you anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Too late Copy Share Image
Protip: When going down on a girl, always remember that one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wait, so when someone says 'over my dead body' they don't really mean it? In unrelated news, need someone to help me… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing Facebook and Twitter have in common is that you're able to block annoying fuckin' users. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd get in trouble for preparing mutton with a lovely marinade, but I was absolutely lambasted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
