Never trust the 'doubted ones' and never doubt the 'trusted Ones'. You have 'real eyes' to realize the 'real-lies'. — Nikhil Saluja Real eyes Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
It's way easier to judge everyone based on appearance and if you're ever wrong just be like sorry dude but do you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have boobs. I like boobs. I'm talking to you in an attempt to touch your boobs - Me getting to the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
For Men... Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing. — Nikhil Saluja Hardest thing Copy Share Image
For every successful man there's always a girl. For every homeless man there's usually a dog. Long story short, men have bitches. — Nikhil Saluja Long story Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out. — Nikhil Saluja Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Having sex with clowns is what I like to call 'fucking funny.' — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls & other build windmill. — Nikhil Saluja Change Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter! — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
