Youre not afraid of clowns, youre afraid of opening your heart to love — Nikhil Saluja Fear Copy Share Image
Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not to brag but I'm so good that I can make women scream before sex. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is knowing you finally took a step in the right direction, a step towards a better… — Nikhil Saluja Better future Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Before twitter, I used to write all this shit down on Post-It notes and leave them around the city. — Nikhil Saluja Writing Copy Share Image
If zombies ever take over I want to be prepared with a survival kit that includes a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
There's always a little truth behind every 'just kidding', a little emotion in every 'I don't care' & a little pain behind… — Nikhil Saluja Truth Copy Share Image
It gets better and then it gets worse and then it may get better and then definitely worse and then we die — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee. Or after. Or on the weekends. — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it....!!!!!!! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
