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Jon Stewart

(1962) Manufacturer United States

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Jon Stewart is a manufacturer from the United States, best known for Drivers of environmental change in uplands.

Quick Facts About Jon Stewart

Born: November 28, 1962
Nationality: United States
Profession: Manufacturer
Notable works: Drivers of environmental change in uplands

About Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, progressive political commentator, actor, activist, and television host. Stewart is known as the host of the satirical news program The Daily Show on Comedy Central from 1999 to 2015 and part-time since 2024. He hosted The Problem with Jon Stewart on Apple TV+ from 2021 to 2023. Stewart has received numerous accolades, including 24 Primetime Emmy Awards, 2 Grammy Awards, and 5 Peabody Awards. He was honored with the Bronze Medallion in 2019 and the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2022.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Awards & Honors

Peabody Awards Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Series Mark Twain Prize for American Humor Orwell Award Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series New Jersey Hall of Fame

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I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.

Gay

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If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a…

Approach

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In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam,…

Effort

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The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe…

Believe

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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. That's all it is. All those media companies say, "We're…

Classroom

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How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on…

Caught

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Robert Torricelli, a powerful fund-raiser who helped raise more than $100 million for the Democratic party, took inappropriate gifts from a businessman,…

Businessman

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I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount…

Amount

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How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

Beaten

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I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.

Administration

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Everyone just needs to get over themselves.

Get over

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The next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of…

Accepting

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Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may…

Activist

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I have become increasingly unnerved by the depth of corruption that exists at many different levels. I'm less upset with politicians than…

Corruption

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But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as…

Baby

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That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic…

Age

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What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

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You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away…

Democracy

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So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

Ifs

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Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

Late

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It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at…

Angry

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[The conversation with John McCain] is not about being a pacifist or- suggesting that you can never have a military solution to…

Communication

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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'

Death

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any…

Daily show

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To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

America

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