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Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
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Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking,…
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Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the incoming congressional freshmen are millionaires. The other 57 percent are Democrats.
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President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
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Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.
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Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
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President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s…
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President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
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President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
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The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
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President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
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Congratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to…
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The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of…
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It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.
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President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
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President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have…
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Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan?
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President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't…
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The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
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Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
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