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• According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy…
• In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is…
• Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would…
• Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.
• With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's…
• In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant…
• President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?…
• A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this…
• How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?
• A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid…
• President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will.…
• President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse…
• President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to…
• After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
• According to the latest L.A. Times poll, 75% of Californians believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. And 60% of Californians are so…
• We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.
• President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed…
• Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.
• Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a…
• A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…

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