Oral Sex Quote by Augusten Burroughs
““You know what we need? We need to get jobs, get the fuck out of that crazy house,' Natalie said, dipping a McNugget into her sauce. Yeah, right. Jobs doing what? Our only skills are oral sex and restraining agitated psychotics.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: Running with Scissors, 2002
A character cynically describes the desperation for stable employment while highlighting the absurdity of their limited skill set.
In simple terms: Desperation for work meets absurd self‑assessment.
Key Takeaway
Seek realistic skills and opportunities.
Themes
employment
desperation
absurdity
self‑assessment
Mood
cynical
darkly humorous
Type
satirical
social commentary
When to use this quote
- job search
- career counseling
- skill development
- mental health support
Key Concepts
social critique
economic pressure
identity crisis
Questions to Reflect On
- How do limited opportunities shape self‑image?
- What realistic steps can break this cycle?
A Different Perspective
The humor may mask deeper systemic issues.
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