Humor Quote by Arthur Daigle

“Mark Twain had written somewhere: We are all mad at night.”

— Barbara Vine

“This quote is often falsely attributed to Mark Twain.”

— Randall Munroe

“It’s not the story-line that makes for good reading…but the storyteller. I believe Mark Twain could have filled out a credit application and made…

— Rob Wood

“Mark Twain’s Pudd’nhead Wilson, “Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest,”

— Phil Cousineau

“The men had two favorite modes of speech, wild exaggeration and ludicrous understatement. Ideally, both were delivered deadpan. Time and again, the accounts overflow…

— Edward Dolnick

“The man who doesn't read has no advantage over the man who cannot read." Mark Twain”

— Tim Underwood

“I told him that the lawyers were always saying 'You can't say that you'll get sued.' He said to me, 'Write fiction Michael, you…

— Michael Caine

“I never had the nerve to go up to him. I was quite afraid that if I tried to say, "Hello, Reverend Thomas," I…

— Maya Angelou

“Anger will make a dull man witty, but very little money.”

— Elizabeth I Tudor

“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”

— Candace Bowen Early

“You've been keeping in touch with the reporter?" "He came by the diner the other day. And that reminds me, you told me he…

— Kate Young

“The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.”

— Joseph Hansen