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““Are you thinking about tomorrow? There really is no tomorrow – not today. Everything exists within the right now and if there is a tomorrow, then that will be right now.””

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“Contentment? Hmmmmmmmmm. That’s a really deep one. It requires diving deep into the moment and bringing up that contentment which lies deep within us.…

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“When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one.”

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“Don't try to be like the Guru - be yourself.”

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