Funny Quote by Arnelle Amy Download Open image “She say she a lesbian, but she pregnant!? Oooooh, she ratchet! D;” — Arnelle Amy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hoes Lesbianism Ratchet
“Nothing says failed lesbianism quite like an accidental pregnancy.” — Carlie Martece Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because we are going to love this baby just the way she pops out, and if she's heterosexual, we're just going to tell her,… — shukyou Copy Share Image
Good , good lovin' put that in her oven . Told her this relationship was a maybe , now I'm on my knees prayin' cuz she havin' my baby . — Wale Copy Share
When I told Carmen I was pregnant with another boy, she came to me and said, 'Mommy, how about you have another girl then… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“As if he could read her mind, Chad chose that very moment to look up from his What to Expect book. “Says here some women get really horny when they’re pregnant,” he said, waggling his eyebrows with a shit-eating grin. “It does not!” Jennie said, feeling two hot spots form on her cheeks. How does he know? “Does too. They… — Lori Ryan Copy Share
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The first time she'd gotten a short haircut-- paid for with her own money, thank you very much-- her mother had demanded to know… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
When some drunken fool asked if she was a lesbian, she would say, 'In everything but sexual preference. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?” She looked up, her eyes glistening. “I just . . . I . . .” “Hey.” He stood up and rounded the picnic table, sitting next to her on the bench. He wrapped his arm around her, the feeling of her, so warm and female and way too tempting, sending a shock of pleasure through him. “Hey,… — Maisey Yates Copy Share
Attraction is an emotion. Emotions are not based on science. And if you can't quantify or prove something exists, well, then in my mind,… — Arnelle Amy Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
