Humor Quote by Carlie Martece Download Open image ““Nothing says failed lesbianism quite like an accidental pregnancy.”” — Carlie Martece ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“From that moment on, I never had another heated argument or conversation about my sexuality because my mother could not understand how anyone could… — Charles Benedict Copy Share Image
“And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.” — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“Revolting. If women were so careless to become pregnant at such a time, let women sort it out.” — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“To learn of the existence of other lesbians through the media, no matter how unfortunate those characters were, must have been reassuring to women… — Lillian Faderman Copy Share Image
“Some women who married and also had lesbian relationships were genuinely bisexual. Many others married because they could see no other viable choice in… — Lillian Faderman Copy Share Image
“Of course there are lesbians. Every piece of media I consume now must have lesbians. This is how lesbianism works.” — Siera Maley Copy Share Image
“The first time she'd gotten a short haircut-- paid for with her own money, thank you very much-- her mother had demanded to know… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
