Humor Quote by Anonymous Authors Download Open image ““My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.”” — Anonymous Authors ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Text message
My favorite text message, I will be there in five minutes, if not read again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Five minutes ago is gone, never to be seen again. Five minutes from now, isn't here yet....What are you going to do with it?” — T. L. Henry Copy Share Image
“Whenever I really like someone, I go back and read our entire text message exchange from the beginning (multiple times)” — Emma Koenig Copy Share Image
“If someone takes the time to text, you damned well better be kind enough to check it.” — Melissa Foster Copy Share Image
That strange moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply. — Evan Copy Share Image
“Messages come to you every day of your life. You must be able to read them.” — Jean Williams Copy Share Image
“Every writing session after this realization, I dedicated five minutes (sometimes more, never less) and wrote out a quick description of what I was… — Rachel Aaron Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Running a bit late meet at my place around 7?' Smiling at the phone, my fingers fumbling over the keypad quickly, 'Yup-see you there!'… — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
“A b*tch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when… — Anonymous Authors Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter if the burden is heavy. It matters that we carry it.” — Anonymous Authors Copy Share Image
I look at the stars and I see you, I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and… — Anonymous Authors Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
