Humor Quote by Anonymous Download Open image ““Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.”” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Oscar wilde
I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to… — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
Someday I'll tell you all of it," I say. "I'd like that," he says. "No," I say. "I promise you won't. — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
“All the quips in the world couldn’t prevent Oscar Wilde from becoming a lovesick fool.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Echo Lawrence(Party Crasher): If you were going to carve a quote on his grave, his favourite saying was 'The future you have tomorrow won't… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I must’ve wished for you so hard and so often you had no choice but to come true.” — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“I reached in and let him lick my hand. 'Yeller,' I said, 'I'll be back. I'm promising that I'll be back.” — Fred Gipson Copy Share Image
“I lift his chin with my fingertip. "I'm trying to tell you that if you keep following the good impulses, no matter how insignificant they might seem, I won't let you down like the others. I'll come back to you." I bite my tongue, careful not to show all of my hand. He can't know I've witnessed our future, only… — A. G. Howard Copy Share
“No, i mean enterprising." said Will. "When I mean morally deficient, I say,'Now, that is something i would have done´” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Like a primitive savage, who sets out to tame the wilderness armed with nothing but a knife and his indomitable will, I will persevere.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You will surprise yourself beyond your wildest imaginations if you can chart the course of your life now.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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