Funny Quote by Anonymous

You have power! You can delete negative comments on facebook. Beware, once you post on another persons wall you give your power away to…

— Anonymous

I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.

— Anonymous

Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete.

— Anonymous

Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.

— Anonymous

Mother's Day is not for celebrating moms. It's for celebrating all they've given us.

— Anonymous

I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either.

— Anonymous

I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.

— Priyanka

Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.

— Anonymous

Without Facebook I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday.

— Anonymous

That moment when you have a really clever facebook status and a family member comments on it and just ruins the whole thing.

— Sean Tedford

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

— Danish

My mother always said, if you can`t say anything nice, then don`t say anything at all... And Then I signed-up for Facebook!

— Nikhil Saluja