Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gratitude Humorous Mom Mothers day Witty mothers day
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For now I'm just enjoying being a mom. I don't want to be more famous and more rich. I want to be a good… — Jewel Copy Share Image
I wanted a baby of color, to be honest, because I wasn't attached to the idea that I look like the biological mother. I… — Jennifer Gilmore Copy Share Image
My mother, brave woman, lost her whole family when she decided to marry a black man in the 60s. When the marriage fell apart,… — Lisa Bonet Copy Share Image
I'm a black man who grew up in America. I'm a father of four children. They don't all have the same mother. I own… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
Black, poor, without a father most of my life, one of 10 children - it was actually pretty amazing I had made it to… — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
My mother was a star-struck girl from a little town in Arkansas who had gone to finishing school in New York, and whose mother… — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
“By adopting, I was not a full-fledged mother in their eyes. I hadn't paid the price of pregnancy, hadn't earned the badge of labor… — Jana Wolff Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
