Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
