Humor Quote by Anonymous

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

— Anonymous

I'd be an absolutely appalling detective... Appalling.

— Nicola Walker

I would confront the thieves, I thought, and the self-evident justice of my case would cause them to crumble before me. I don't know…

— Robert Charles Wilson

Now if you went to someone's house to look for them, you would be a psychopath.

— Lena Dunham

Humanity is to be met with in a den of robbers.

— William Hazlitt

It would be the perfect crime… If I stole your heart and you stole mine.

— Harriet Morgan

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

— Charles Portis

Would it be a perfect CRIME. If I stole your HEART and you stole MINE :)...

— SeXonified Prince Anas

“Wouldn't we all look guilty, if someone searched hard enough?”

— Abigail Haas

What do you want me to do, rob a bank?

— Barry McGuigan

I didn't actually rob anyone but once I was kidnapped by two older boys for half a day and they were trying to get…

— Ashley Walters

I'd go grocery-shopping with my parents and the old-school nuns would be there collecting money. It freaked me out.

— Steve Harwell