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Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.

— Anonymous

Working with the Jewish community is essential to me and what I stand for.

— Ken Livingstone

I wish somebody knew whether or not I'm Jewish.

— Heidi Julavits

I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell…

— Daniel Radcliffe

I am very proud of being Jewish.

— Neil Sedaka

Happy Hanukkah to a Jew who celebrates Christmas...

— Anonymous

I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.

— Billy Eichner

You are not practicing Judaism if you celebrate Christmas.

— Elliott Abrams

When it comes to being Jewish, I can't help myself.

— Scott Rogowsky

My mother is Jewish. We celebrated all the Jewish holidays at home.

— Lucy DeVito

I've been working with Jews for over 20 years.

— Linda Sarsour

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

— Alan King