Funny Quote by Animesh Singh

I always say, 'I love chocolate, but I'm not Willy Wonka.'

— Jimmy Iovine

“In the end, Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. But Willy Wonka had something even better, a family. And one thing was absolutely certain…

— Darren Perman

“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”

— Carrie Snow

“I just wondered why God hasn’t ever delivered chocolate ice cream to me.”

— Virginia Smith

“Now, the good news for you is that chocolate, especially dark chocolate, can actually help you manage your diabetes better. You may find it…

— Jyothi Shenoy

“I feel a bit like the Willy Wonka of Neon, if you could eat neon, chocolate would be the next best thing”

— Matthew Bracey

If God gives you chocolate, you open your mouth, no?

— Alejandro Jodorowsky

God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.

— Amelie Nothomb

“Chocolate isn’t food; it’s a drug meant to cure all.”

— Lisa Renee Jones

“But if you eat this chap who's God,' said Llewelyn stoutly, 'how can it be horrible? If it's alright to eat God why is…

— Anthony Burgess

“My god, he’s the one who gets the girls? What? Is he made of chocolate or something?”

— Fisher Amelie

“take free food or tea from anyone talking about God and find Heaven its gotta be out there for there must be God and…

— Dito Montiel