Business Quote by Andy Rooney

The post office is raising the price of stamps again. I heard that and said to myself, 'If only there was an inexpensive electronic…

— David Letterman

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

— Milton Berle

The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from…

— Conan O'Brien

The United States Postal Service has a problem. People aren't sending as much mail as they used to. That means less postage revenue and…

— Matthew Yglesias

I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves.

— Taylor Swift

The postal department does indeed undertake a lot of thankless work and is forced to provide services below cost for bookpost and the like.…

— Sucheta Dalal

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

— Rich Hall

Shipping packages one at a time is not only wasteful and environmentally unsustainable, it isn't cost-effective.

— Doug McMillon

A lot of sites offer free postage over a certain amount and are pretty cool with you sending stuff back, if you do it…

— Dawn O'Porter

It's nice to collect stamps, but if it becomes obsessive, and you start stealing for your stamps, it becomes too much.

— Mick Jagger

I was hand-sewing and hand-making and hand-printing products and hand-packaging them and sticking it in a bag. And carrying it down to the post…

— Ben Francis

With all due respect to UPS - it's a fine company - nobody cares about logistics. They care about that package arriving at their…

— Frank Luntz