Golf Quote by Andy Rooney Download Open image “Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.” — Andy Rooney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Golf Television
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV,… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts. — Elinor Lipman Copy Share Image
The TV and the public pay our wages and they like to see professional golfers mess it up. Missing a green with a chip… — Paul McGinley Copy Share Image
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. — David Brenner Copy Share Image
There's something about being at the tournaments that you don't really get on TV, although golf is a great sport to watch on television. — Bill Paxton Copy Share Image
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a nice game, but that's all. It's never going to be an exciting game to watch on TV. It's not a circus… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men… — Milt Gross Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It's difficult for people to come to the understanding that only a small minority of the people ever really get the word about life,… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I don't think you play golf just to make money. I think you're just good at it, and that ends up being a profession… — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
A good golfers métier is his or her golfing skill. A great golfers métier is his or her golfing skill, coupled with the mastery… — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the second time… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
Golf is such a big commitment, and so is acting. Sometimes you have to give up something to do something else, although, when I'm… — Kathryn Newton Copy Share Image
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
“Someone’s coming.” Terry McCaleb looked at his wife and then followed her eyes down to the winding road below. He could see the golf… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
