Enjoy Quote by Andy Rooney Download Open image “Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.” — Andy Rooney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Enjoy Funny Golf Grass Grows Television Watches
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV,… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts. — Elinor Lipman Copy Share Image
There's something about being at the tournaments that you don't really get on TV, although golf is a great sport to watch on television. — Bill Paxton Copy Share Image
The TV and the public pay our wages and they like to see professional golfers mess it up. Missing a green with a chip… — Paul McGinley Copy Share Image
Golf is a nice game, but that's all. It's never going to be an exciting game to watch on TV. It's not a circus… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I like to play and I really enjoy watching golf in person or on TV. — Archie Manning Copy Share Image
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. — David Brenner Copy Share Image
At home, I'm definitely not watching golf. I'd rather be watching baseball, basketball, football, whatever it is. — Brooks Koepka Copy Share Image
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The Fringe is by far my favorite time of year; I like everything about it. But there are people I know who are much… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I remember that the bass was turned up slightly more on the mix from last week, and I thought that was good - or… — Mark Ronson Copy Share Image
The Germans will make a few scattered attacks, then go away. The Romans will enjoy a fine September. — Pietro Badoglio Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other. — Joshua Copy Share Image
I enjoy upsetting the right people. I love poking fun at earnest censors. I want to push the bounds of what can be said… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I don't own a yacht or a flashy car. I've always had safe cars because I do so much driving. I don't think I've… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
I really enjoy going to play for the national team and be with the guys. — Cedi Osman Copy Share Image
The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it. — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
I really enjoy hosting, not necessarily because it provides more airtime, but because it allows me to be a part of more substantive discussions. — Samantha Ponder Copy Share Image
I really enjoy making people laugh; I've discovered that's a great technique. That's as powerful as stirring their sorrow, stirring their compassion, because that… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
