Humor Quote by Aleatha Romig

“s they sat, him on the sofa and her in a chair, she added, “I know you enjoy coffee, I’d offer you some. But,…

— Aleatha Romig

“I know you enjoy coffee, I´d offer you some. But, the last time I got you coffee, it didn´t work out so well for…

— Aleatha Romig

“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”

— Nicole Williams

“You’re lucky I let you have a coffee. I’m not going out with you. I’m not going to fuck you and, unless someone dies,…

— Roni O'Connell

“Tony lifted his glass and proposed a toast, “To you, the only person in this world, who can keep me on my toes.” Claire…

— Aleatha Romig

“Now, if you make fun of my plan I'll give you bad coffee for a week, and then where are you, sir?" cried Mrs.…

— Louisa May Alcott

“I prefer coffee, actually. I take it with cream and a bit of sugar. It is my favorite thing. Well, except for chocolate. And…

— Elisa Braden

“I didn't really care for coffee-it was too bitter for my tastes-but I knew it would help wake me up, so I braced myself…

— Kiera Cass

“disposal." I said nothing. "I know this is hard, Dante," he said, taking my arm. "But stay strong. You can do this." But I…

— Matthew Turner

“I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return?”

— Barbara Valentin

“How you want your coffee?’ she asked her guests. ‘Here we take it black as night, sweet as sin.”

— Neil Gaiman

“The coffee is not strong enough to keep me awake.”

— J. Limbu