The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“The clocks understood, they kept moving, motion, following the truth that change is the nature of God's mind, and resistance to it… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I dont think theres anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isnt fashionable. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“The truth is that Leon, like a lot of those-maybe everyone-who trips on acid, never really came back. he recovered but he… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
