You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin is speaking out about the oil spill. She said, I'm not kidding, we should ask the Dutch for help with… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The whole idea of re-releasing old movies does bother me a little bit. If they're going to re-release an old movie, I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
