I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Here in Los Angeles, school's out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
