Politician Quotes by Bill Maher

11 Politician quotes by Bill Maher

Bill Maher’s brand of humor lands hard when he targets the political class. These eleven punchy lines serve as a fast‑track to his satirical take, ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of power‑hungry personalities.

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Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss.

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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on…

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The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they're so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say…

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How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New…

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No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others.…

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New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find…

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Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a…

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As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why…

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Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he…

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Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about…

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Politicians will promise some pretty ridiculous things. They will promise a chicken in every pot. They'll promise that they'll keep Social Security…

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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The food is out of this world!

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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

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“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

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I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

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I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

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“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

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So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

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What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…

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“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”

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