You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I dreamed of being an actress when I was a little kid because you don't know then that the writer writes everything… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My mom wanted me to apply to Princeton, cause she just I guess since I was a kid had this dream that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you watch [The] Search for Signs of Intelligent Life [in the Universe], or The Incredible Shrinking Woman, or 9 to 5,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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