A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers. — John Edensor Littlewood Copy Share Image
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Stop using Google to know your self for it is using you to make others know you. — Wills Jojo Copy Share Image
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks.… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks.… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
“Minds me of a story they tell about Willy Feeley when he was a young fella. Willy was bashful, awful bashful. Well,… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I do suppose what any political satire, what any political joke can count as a gaffe or a possible career-ending move. It… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
I'm more of an older school comedian so Tommy Davidson still makes me laugh a lot no matter how many times I've… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
The case against Jeff Sessions was threadbare three decades ago. It's based on hearsay and innuendo and a joke he made about… — Rich Lowry Copy Share Image
We are all susceptible to the pull of viral ideas. Like mass hysteria. Or a tune that gets into your head that… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,” I murmured. Warren—who had once, a long time ago, been… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
My friends often say I'm the most racist person they know against Asians. And it's sort of like, "If I make the… — Pearl Tan Copy Share Image
I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
