Jokes Quote by Unkown

A donkey made an ass out of another donkey.

— Mak_786

Don't put a cock in my mouth and tell me it's chicken.

— Nicholas Bell

“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”

— Lou Harper

“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

— Brad Pitt

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

— Steven Wright

You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster?

— William Carlos Williams

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

— Chuck Palahniuk

To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

— Mickey Mantle

“Are you smarter than my chicken?” cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was a wooden…

— Scott Lynch

“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “My brother’s gone crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the psychiatrist says, “Have you told…

— Tina Fey