Chicken Quote by Scott Lynch

“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Stop that! What were you doing, perched on the window ledge like a big chicken?" Despite his aches and irritations, he couldn't help but…

— Karen Hawkins

When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the powerful waves!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

— Phil McGraw

“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

— Brad Pitt

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer! Anyway, they'll…

— Terry Pratchett

“Don't count your chickens just yet, lad. This little duckling has more than just luck on her side.”

— Louise Nicks

“Have you ever seen a chicken filled with a manifestation of evil?" Trilgor shook his head. "Can't say I have." "It's an evil most…

— Ashe Armstrong

“There are more chickens than a man can know in this world, but an unprovoked kindness is the rarest of birds.”

— Mark Twain