Castles Quote by Mehmet Murat Ildan

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

— Steven Wright

“Are you smarter than my chicken?” cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was a wooden…

— Scott Lynch

“When Mr Bird had written his will and had read it over he became aware that he was laughing. He heard the sound for…

— William Trevor

I will make thee think thy swan a crow.

— William Shakespeare

“Win or lose, the crows always laughed--the hard, old jaded laughter that came of looking at the world with a black and practiced eye.…

— Ken Kesey

“The clatter of Crow calling to Crow - is there anywhere a friendlier, happier sound?”

— Clem Martini

Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop.

— Anonymous

“So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.”

— James Cañón

“We must obey, the chickens have spoken!”

— Beth Webb

The crows may crow, but the hens deliver the goods.

— Steven Tyler

“so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.”

— Snooki

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.

— Anonymous