I think I am someone who is very interested in structure and different ways of delivering jokes. — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Sometimes they intended to make you think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
We must be able to deal with ridicule and scorn, which it always seems that Buddhists receive. But we feel that it… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with… — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image
You want eggs with your jokes or just an ass whoopin.. Kids these days think there smarter than the average bear.. But… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Blank 1 Told Blank 3 something about Blank 2. Now Blank 2 Is Pissed Because Blank 3 Told On Blank 1. Now Blank 1 Want To Fight Blank 3. — Tee Shepard Copy Share Image
I used to have a group called Bad-Movie Saturday. Every Saturday, six of us would go see the worst movie that came… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
Television is the Antichrist, and I can assure you after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Nothing comes easy. I know that people joke all the time and try to figure out, you know, what it is that… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
It's a joke. Greed and the desire to take drugs are two separate things. If you want to separate the two, the… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
This word gets overused in describing actors but I think it applies to Mike [Tyson] in this case - he was totally… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I love humor in writing, so I've written to the thing that's funny, there's the joke, but then I just kept going.… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
Sarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image