Jokes Quotes · Page 6

Sometimes my jokes are meant to be tasteless.

— Richard Herring

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out…

— Oscar Nunez

I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from!

— Nikhil Saluja

Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time.

— Joan Rivers

I think a huge amount of it is because of the Internet. Every single thing in the world is accessible with a…

— David Schwimmer

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is widely used by Indians to deal with life. Indian gatherings are marked by laughter and jokes, many directed at the…

— Paula Gunn Allen

People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually…

— Carl Reiner

I suspect that Jesus spoke many of his parables as a kind of sad and holy joke and that that may be…

— Frederick Buechner

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't…

— Sherilyn Fenn

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,'

— Robert Brunner

If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because…

— Bill Watterson

Prince Harry is a great guy, very competitive; he's been playing polo all his life. Riding is in his blood. His grandmother…

— Nacho Figueras

I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some…

— Peter Krause

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it…

— Julie Klausner

If I ever let my head fall.. I promise , I would be simply admiring my shoes

— Mercy Pheona

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for…

— Dick Bruna

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

— Nikhil Saluja

Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.

— Jennifer Saunders

Musalia [Mudavadi] has a much weaker character in person than [Musikari] Kombo, and you know the joke about humble Luhya servants as…

— Raila Odinga

I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and…

— David Cross

You don't need any courage today in Germany to make a movie about the Nazi time. You get all the subsidies, you…

— Uwe Boll

I kind of joke with myself that you shouldn't be able to be a creative producer if you weren't a first AD.…

— Bruce Cohen

Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.

— Martin Short

And the look on her face as she opened the door Was like an old joke told by a friend. It'd taken…

— Harry Chapin