What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. — Stella Benson Copy Share Image
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“The material used to make MONEY should be changed from paper to RUBBER. So people can STRETCH it to make both ends… — Nelson M. Lubao Copy Share Image
Jokes often arise involuntarily, like dreams, and tend to be swiftly forgotten. From these similarities Freud inferred that jokes and dreams share… — Jim Holt Copy Share Image
When you have a cast and crew of people who make it light hearted and crack jokes, and break treats, and understand… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke. — Rene Redzepi Copy Share Image
according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports… — Babloo Copy Share Image
You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything… — Nick Nolte Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I have become a giant fan of the testing process, especially with a comedy. I mean, they tell you what's funny. It's… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Bettman is an asshole. A frikkin asshole. I think he's ruined the game of hockey. He's supposed to be impartial. He's supposed… — Bob Probert Copy Share Image
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything.… — Superman Copy Share Image
