My definition of home is... Home is the place where you can scratch exactly where it itches. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“ma pis in piscina prietenilor mei- modul meu de a le mai dilua pretentiile” — frederic beigbeder Copy Share Image
“D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!” Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple who’re still glaring. “Don’t you have something to… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.” — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“He went through the bills with the jaundiced eye of a China trader, asking himself not whether he had been stolen from,… — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
“People in blind love throw away common sense, conscience and comedy from the life.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“There was no laudanum and Liddy made a terrible fuss when I proposed carbolic acid, just because I had put too much… — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
“He had also spent a day and a half without sleep trying to start an online petition to bring back the advert… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“She is really really so beautiful there,' said Assad. Carl glanced at him. Apparently a woman's appearance was a particularly valuable factor… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“As you can see, the hyphen is a nasty, tricky, evil little mark that gets its kicks igniting arguments in newsrooms and… — June Casagrande Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“There's an emergency link to the defence grid, but that's only for use in the direst emergencies." "And of course a mile-long… — David A. McIntee Copy Share Image
“Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I had this terrible nightmare; I dreamt I was a politician and they were dragging me off to parliament” — rassool jibraeel snyman Copy Share Image
“The Attolians liked to point out with a snicker that there was no sign anywhere of the king's hand at work.” — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher” — U.S. instruction manual Copy Share Image
You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,'… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If asked which words one associated with the Sahara, only the most dedicated surrealist might be expected to offer "whale".” — Eamonn Gearon Copy Share Image
“I left the warehouse at 8.00am. I don't believe in 8.00am. It exists, though. 8.00am is incontrovertible evidence that evil dwells in… — Andrew Masterson Copy Share Image
“New becomes stale and old becomes fresh. The impractical, ageing estate long ago left behind to Singapore's pioneers and their homemade tofu… — Neil Humphreys Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There was a young fellow from Trinity, Who took the square root of infinity. But the number of digits, Gave him the… — George Gamow Copy Share Image
“Due to budget constraints I've rewritten the script, condensing all four of the Twilight Opuses into one epic screenplay. We'll shoot it… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“I was just going over London Bridge and I saw someone had attacked the Madonna's statue. Knocked off the baby's head.’ ‘That… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“That’s great, Grace, but in case you’ve forgotten, we’re supposed to kill vampires, not play nice and have lunch with them. -… — K. A. Last Copy Share Image
“My poetic aspiration Is to become, A Jack of all styles And a master of pun.” — Clive Blake Copy Share Image
“I never worry about “thinking up” an idea for a story. I watch the people around me. Each one is a story.” — Marion Reidel Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
