“Ruby poked at her rice, her mind racing. Perhaps he'd mistaken her for someone who had done a massage course or was… — Lia Weston Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
Again and again, I learn how much friendship enriches my life, bringing warmth, assurance, humour, inspiration, a sense of security. It depends… — Quentin Bryce Copy Share Image
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You need quite good shock absorbers and a sense of humour to be the Prime Minister's child. — Carol Thatcher Copy Share Image
“Christians believe in a big God but do small things and this is a big insult to God.” — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
Thinking is one of the most important weapons in dealing with problems — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
“Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry about dragging you into my evil schemes with my masculine wiles. I didn't realise, um, the force of my own… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Remember the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not take thyself to damn seriously.” — Roy Mcconnell Copy Share Image
“Do me a favor, doc?" "Anything, Captain ." "Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it." "Go easy on the fourth… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“In that one, they'd done their darnedest to destroy Riley's Switch. This time, instead of two-by-fours and tire irons, they seemed a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly. “Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Isn't that petty?" "Anna, you have not yet seen pettiness. When a couple of tough guys like the general and Lugala Tsu… — Eleanor Arnason Copy Share Image
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“The two women switched to their native tongue. Kate tuned them out. She understood only half of what they were saying. As… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whoever thou art that, not content with a moderate condition, imaginest happiness in royal magnificence, and dreamest that command or riches can… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. -Oscar Wilde” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“You’re Neptune, right?” she asked. “Lord of the sea who washed up on the beach during the storm? Do you perform miracles?… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Another strike of lightening – now accompanied by the deep-bellied rumble, and the horse reared, incidentally setting Henry very picturesquely against the… — Emily C.A. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Arkady's smile was probably intended to be reassuring, but it was a trifle too wide; with his wild white hair sticking out… — Bee Ridgway Copy Share Image
“Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why?” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's evil like? Is it tingly? Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns… — Po - The Dragon Warrior Copy Share Image
“Manners are for those who have neither beauty or talent but want people to like them despite their lack of attractions” — Brigid Brophy Copy Share Image
