“Colonel Cathcart is our commanding officer and we must obey him. Why don't you fly four more missions and see what happens?"… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I write with humour about sadness, to introduce an element of sweet to the sour, a bit like Turkish food. — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
“To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Just get to lunch,” I muttered to myself. It was the only way I could control my anxiety. In 1998, I’d made… — Mark Owen Copy Share Image
“Personal faintness, and an overpowering personal candour, were the distinguishing features of Mrs Billickin’s organization. She came languishing out from her own… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“And don't succumb too much to the spell of these cases. I have seen many other fragments of the cross, in other… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He… — Stephen Moles Copy Share Image
“Bonjour, the Embassy of France' 'Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?' 'At the coast. Guarding.” — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
“Well, pardon me for not knowing about the thermal-only panty rule,” I said, smirking as he dipped his head to nuzzle one… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I've always been a fun-loving guy, and my films will always have some humour. — Karthi Copy Share Image
The English probably do that wordplay kind of humour and whimsy better than anyone, and I've always felt that my writing goes… — Graeme Base Copy Share Image
“Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals seem to have evolved the ability to gloat.” — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
Iraq's invasion of Kuwait is a case of bad men doing wrong things for wicked reasons. This is the full-sized or standard… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
One minute I'm exactly what Churchill described me the most powerful man in history. Now the Order's given, hell; I'm just audience… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong, we’re not the fucking Partridge family or anything. We don’t all go on picnics and hold hands.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
“When you walk into a chocolate store, suddenly the most difficult decision you will ever have to make in your life, is… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There's no Coastguard in France. They let the French Navy do it. They have to give them something to do. It's not… — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want… — Barbara Hambly Copy Share Image
“With a black Stone, you are handsome, wise and a good dancer. Norn saying.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Penniman always, even in conversation, italicised her personal pronouns.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
“The announcer, in milky tones, rolled out the commercial; it was all about some sort of washing powder that made laundry days… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
“it seems to me that the English aristocracy is not only the type, but is the crown and flower of all actual… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Oh, those hateful sods will never make it to Heaven. They’re all on an express elevator to the gay spit-roast dungeon in… — Michael Logan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a butterfly flaps its wings and the weather turns out fine.” — Johnny Rich Copy Share Image
“Look on the bright side: if you cause an inferno, you can always put it out with a tidal wave.” — Sarah Alderson Copy Share Image
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line… — Jamie Sives Copy Share Image
Place the contents of the Chess box in a hat, shake them up vigorously, pour them on the board from a height… — Henry Bird Copy Share Image
“But take heart: For every phalanx of nerds who die there are always a few who succeed. Not long after that horrific… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“Puck : "I found that oddly therapeutic, how about you?" Ash: "idiot..” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“You honkies want women to be like cookies, all sweet and dainty and easy to eat. But I'm fry bread, you bitch,… — Eden Robinson Copy Share Image
“Human relations, at least between the sexes, were carried on as relations between countries are now - with ambassadors, and treaties. The… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
