Humour Quote by Michael Logan

“There are those laughing their way to hell; and those, crying themselves to heaven.”

— Anthony Liccione

“What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!”

— Mark Twain

“No more messing around with Hell. They play for keeps.’ ‘So does Heaven.”

— Jana Oliver

“And Satan sighed and shook his head, played harp amongst the flames. ‘It’s Hell up there in Heaven too, for all that that is…

— Nick Cave

“this is the hell they’ve built their heaven upon.”

— Pierce Brown

“Bring me his head when they're finished. But before you give him to the sodomites, cut his cock off and bring me his sack…

— Brent Weeks

“So heavenly love shall outdo hellish hate, Giving to death, and dying to redeem, So dearly to redeem what hellish hate So easily destroy'd,…

— John Milton

“Some men are born sodomites, some achieve sodomy, and some have sodomy thrust upon them...”

— Aleister Crowley

“Like someone ripped my heart out, chewed it up, and then spit it into the pits of hell.”

— C.M. Owens

“He will take this hell on earth and someday show us how hell was building heaven.”

— Jennie Allen

“He who spits at heaven, spits in his own face.”

— Aruban Proverb

“Those who seek to drag heaven down to earth are destined only to engineer a hell.”

— George Monbiot