Humour Quote by K. A. Last

“I’m not staying Archer, I can’t trust you not to hurt me again if it serves whatever purposes you decide to come up with…

— J.L. McCoy

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi

“Vampires aren't the only ones who can hunt.”

— Diana Bishop

“I knew without doubt that if any more of the vampires tried to attack us I’d kill them, too, regardless of apparent age, race,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!”

— Joann I. Martin Sowles

“At least you're not being attacked by vampires anymore. That's something.”

— Lili St. Crow

“The vampires took everything from me, but I'm looking into the eyes of one who has the power to give me back a reason…

— J.A. London

“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)”

— Justin Cronin

“P.S. Murders kill for pleasure. Vampires kill to survive.”

— Abigail Gibbs

“You want me to be unselfish? A vampire is selfish. We kill so that we can survive, that is the ultimate selfishness.”

— Caroline Hanson

“I was once a man. As not all men are good, not all vampires are evil.”

— Veronica Wolff

“Great. A vampire with bruised feelings is a disaster waiting to happen. He's either terrorizing Will or moping around like Hamlet.”

— Jennifer Harlow