Humour Quote by Megan Whalen Turner

“The only thing I knew was that I didn't know anything, really, about the king of the Attolians, and I didn't trust him.”

— Megan Whalen Turner

“The Attolian king obviously had a deep well of spite and I would've appreciated his low cunning more if I hadn't thought the Attolian…

— Megan Whalen Turner

“The snick of the catch was very loud.”

— Stephen King

“. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.”

— Terry Pratchett

“The king eats, they say, and the Hand takes the shit.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Sir James waved a gnarled hand. "They're nothing but feral file clerks, dragons. They used to alphabetize the coins in their hoards.”

— Rachel Hartman

“If you so much as snicker, I will kill you all.”

— Robin LaFevers

“Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge!”

— Charles Dickens

From one king to another, know that I'm giving you the middle finger right now." And he was, with a smile.

— J.R. Ward

“The Attolian waited, far and away the best non-speaker I think I have ever known.”

— Megan Whalen Turner

“He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently…

— Alan Partridge

“King of grand gesture.”

— Rainbow Rowell