Comedy Quote by St. John Morris Download Open image ““A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.”” — St. John Morris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Humour Non-sequitur Satire Surreal
“Elizabeth remembered how foolish everyone had felt when they discovered Mr. Mercandy was the victim of a stroke and not a zombie as they’d… — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
“There is a happy-gas factory up on the hill, and it’s pumping stuff into the Valley.” — Ashlee Vance Copy Share Image
“...having only learned to recognize merde when I see it, having inherited no more from my father than a good nose for merde, for… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
“For lunch, we drove into the hills and parked in the dappled shade of a big sycamore, its powdery white bark like a woman's… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
“A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can’t be serious. I’ve almost killed us at least twice going up and down… — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“The lawn and drive had been crowded with the faces of those who guessed at his corruption - and he had stood on those… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Standing on an open hill, I imagine muffled footsteps overhead.” — John Champlin Gardner Jr Copy Share Image
“The stiff-backed prig, with his dandified airs and West End swagger.” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“A thoroughly ridiculous form of transport, but a thoroughly beautiful one.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Though I drive in the valley of the shadow of death I fear no hijackers, but another fuel increase.” — Nicholas Mhlongo Copy Share Image
“paths lead into and out of these piles as if it were a huge hill built for a colony of ants the size of… — Ryan Winfield Copy Share Image
“Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.” — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“On the other side of St John’s house is a fake egg timer who can’t maintain an erection. He shares the property with a… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Next door but one is Quinlan Broddle, a Viceroy with a fear of gardens. So much so that he sold his garden to Virgin Atlantic and his erstwhile front lawn is now a runway where miniature helicopters and packets of crisps undertake sorties to 1940’s Dresden where they have made several dozen unsuccessful attempts to rescue the Quaker Oats man,… — St. John Morris Copy Share
“St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit was impaled, which had been left on the lawn by Marmaduke, next door’s ginger cat. His father had wandered in to the garden and seen St John mesmerised by the twirling mahogany baton. “What are you doing son?” he asked.… — St. John Morris Copy Share
“St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. So I… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“This particular event had been somewhat more raucous than usual as Derek Jameson had just lost an arm wrestle with Ann Diamond. The match… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the Stupidest Name (WGSN) competition. First prize had… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Tobak Davenport, who is a cross between some Sugar Puffs and Lynn Faulds-Wood, was squatting there before being removed by the local constabulary after… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image