Comedy Quote by St. John Morris

“I hadn’t been a Davenport in a very long time – not since the day my father called me a faggot and gave me…

— Sloane Kennedy

“I walked across the two feet of drive to the lawn and stepped slowly onto the grass. It wasn't a wild grass, of course,…

— Faith Hunter

“– I became the lease holder of the Roof Gardens after a bouncer refused me entry for wearing jeans and looking too scruffy. I…

— Richard Branson

“expelled from the garden.”

— N.T. Wright

“In the narrow thread of sod between the shaved banks and the toppling fences grow the relics of what once was Illinois — the…

— Aldo Leopold

“(the grass of the park flushed and faded, lighting up the poor mothers of Westminster and their crawling babies, as if a yellow lamp…

— Virginia Woolf

“All the June Saturday afternoon Sam Pollit's children were on the lookout for him as they skated round the dirt sidewalks and seamed old…

— Christina Stead

“Squatting upon the floor of the room, without any perceptible effort he passed into the hollow of his hand the contents of the rectum…

— Mary Roach

“She put him near the front door and a number of visitors were surprised that he would not answer to the name 'Polly', which…

— Gustave Flaubert

“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!”

— Gordon Korman

“Behind the building rose towering, aged pine trees whose shadows fell crabbed and arthritic across the lawn. The lawn was expansive and in good,…

— Walter Kirn

“The field was empty now. The grasses had been laid flat by more than one game played there, but in the center of it…

— Jennifer A. Nielsen