Comedy Quote by St. John Morris

“I show Dave the dummy for my book. He reads every bit of writing, looks at every picture, and asks no questions. When he's…

— Jim Goldberg

“As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the…

— Kelly Oram

“In the beginning Dave and Marlene’s relationship had been fantastic. The sex was amazing. There were other good things too of course, but Dave…

— Jackson Radcliffe

“In extreme old age you suddenly find you are unable to run uphill, two buckets full of hen food are heavier than they were…

— Deborah Devonshire

“When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, as cool as Frakes, and as funny as Brent.…

— Wil Wheaton

“Dave put his head down and ate his eggs. He heard his mother leave the kitchen, humming Old MacDonald all the way down the…

— Dennis Lehane

“about. My hubby, Dave (not his real name), and I love it when I have sex with someone else while he watches," she confided…

— Joan Vegas

“Dave was examining the lingerie with interest. “Ooh, very nice. So I take it I’m not the only one with an announcement to make.…

— K.C. Wells

“You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.”

— Steven Ramirez

“Dave’s gently probing finger takes one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

— Cameron Vale

“Sorry, Dave. My grandpa used to tell me, toward the end when he was going crazy, that talking through a dog ain't like talking…

— David Wong

“All right, here’s a limerick: A young martial artist called Dave Was fearless and handsome and brave He saved me from thugs When I…

— J.L. Merrow