“To write you dreams of fantasy, is to create fantasy in another's dreams.” — Rob Shepherd Copy Share Image
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
“The leader had a beard and was wearing a caftan that looked as if it had been sewn by elves on hash.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously” — Ben and Rosamund Zander Copy Share Image
“Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“CLUN (n.) A leg which has gone to sleep and has to be hauled around after you.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals seem to have evolved the ability to gloat.” — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
London Fashion Week is so different from any of the others. Compared to the strictness in New York, London seems freer from… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“But cocks aren’t supposed to lay eggs...” Sahil said, trying to untangle himself. “...they’re supposed to fertilise them.” — Faraaz Kazi Copy Share Image
“I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium!… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“The Petriana’s tribune dismounted a dozen paces short of the gate and stalked up to the palisade wall with a grim smile,… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
What happened is that in the middle of my life I went away and in my own sense of hubris, pride, cynicism,… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Erm…I don’t know maybe for kissing me and tasting so damn delicious, maybe for holding my hand in public, maybe for looking… — Becca Lee Copy Share Image
“Mirabeau: “If you have been told to clear us from this hall, you must ask for orders to use force. We shall… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
Books are never out of humour; never envious or jealous, they answer all questions with readiness; ... they teach us how to… — Holbrook Jackson Copy Share Image
“To come with a well-informed mind is to come with an inability of administering to the vanity of others, which a sensible… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“So…we’ll start by boasting, will we? Just like old times! Very well, demigod.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.” — Jennifer Bernard Copy Share Image
“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
“The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
You need quite good shock absorbers and a sense of humour to be the Prime Minister's child. — Carol Thatcher Copy Share Image
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
“...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one” — Joe Ambercrombie Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
