“Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
It is not necessary to have a good sense of humour personally to do comedy well. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
“Various large trees— willowy peppers and especially the pines—seem to be reaching down to hold your hand.” — Tom Hillman Copy Share Image
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Don't be friends with people who don't have a sense of humour. They will kill yours..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be… — Robert Sheckley Copy Share Image
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Geoffrey looked startled to see both his great-uncles bearing down upon him with such haste; he hadn’t realized men their age could… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“I have lived long enough to know that wherever there is crisis there is always Christ. Look for Jesus in the middle… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“It's just...how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for… — Liz Czukas Copy Share Image
There are a lot of filmmakers I love whose work doesn't inspire mine at all. For example: Quentin Tarantino. From his films… — Chika Anadu Copy Share Image
“That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I… — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
“your humour, madam, Gives any and everyone too easy access Into your heart. You have too many lovers Besieging you—a thing I… — Molière Copy Share Image
“This may interest you. A letter from my dear cousin Fouquier-Tinville.” Camille cast an eye over his relative’s best handwriting. “Squirm, flattery,… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure if you've noticed this yet, but Jenny Sullivan likes to overuse people's first names. It's a technique she read… — Claire Garber Copy Share Image
“I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist but I suspect that Jordana's… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“Yes, Cabbage: prison diplomacy. It’s called offering the newcomer a very warm welcome. You can tell Mares that I made lots of… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
A lot of humour is about just enjoying life and spontaneity and because you make a joke that puts somebody down -… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“His stomach could not tolerate the snails and lampreys and other rich food Captain Khorane so relished, and after his first meal… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
What I see as specially English is the charm - everyone is so polite. Being restrained is part of the charm. And… — Danielle de Niese Copy Share Image
“Spiritually the jugs may be graduated thus: Just below the shoulder of the first bottle, serious and concentrated conversation. Two inches farther… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Just recieved my manuscript from the editor and he didn't change a word. The word he didn't change was the.” — Roy A Higgins Copy Share Image
“People said— though this felt like a heresy— that they had seen Camille make Robespierre laugh.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I understand what motivates them. Greed is such a universal thing, especially when combined with laziness.” — Uvi Poznansky Copy Share Image
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit. — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Dying's a fearful popular activity these days so we often double 'em up.” — John Marsden Copy Share Image
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“Do you want me to murder everyone here?!” "“Yes! They’re bad guys!” — Jess-Liz Cross Copy Share Image
Creativity and lateral thinking have exactly the same basis as humour. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people say 'follow your heart.' That is not a morally sufficient reason for stalking.” — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“Has anything happened in Australia since the eighties? I mean, besides Nemo being reunited with his dad?” — Wayne Gladstone Copy Share Image
“He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)” — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“Where are the deputies?' 'On their way up to the first-aid post.' 'What happened to them?' 'I did.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
