“And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.” — Robert J. Morrissette Copy Share Image
“Oh, it’s you,' her head lolled back as she stared up at Owen. Blood was draining in the wrong direction again. He… — Emma Jackson Copy Share Image
“I'm hungry.' 'Me too.' 'Will you get us something to eat?' 'I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“He stares at me. “So you’re telling me that you obey all my orders, because honestly that would be news to me?”… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“Can anyone be arrested for being such an asshole as him? Should they pass a law, legislate for just such things, make… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“where actual evidence had been a bit sparse he had, in the best traditions of the keen ethnic historian, inferred from revealed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?” “So did the six-year-old girl, ma’am. Actually, she beat the instructor also.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively;… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Supermarkets were introduced into Britain to destroy small businesses and create a sense of social alienation” — Little Britain Copy Share Image
“A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“Carl Mørck, am I disturbing you? said a voice at the door, which made his blood boil and turn to ice at… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“If you want special illumination, look upon the human face: See clearly within laughter the Essence of Ultimate Truth.” — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
“With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.” — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“You're with Rapier squad. Mopping-up detail, under Sergeant Gortoss." He gestured along the corridor in the opposite direction from where Ross had… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
I really admire medical people. They have a great sense of humour, and they just have to get on with it. — Neve McIntosh Copy Share Image
“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.” — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid… — Michael Winner Copy Share Image
“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
