“Operation 'forget bossy werewolf guy' has been green-lighted?" Sally asked. Jen covered her face and groaned at Sally's words. "Did you seriously… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“I think that people's sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Caldris led them over to a large covered basket that sat on the stones near the docked dinghy. He undid the cover,… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Norns are incredible architects. They simply use death as a building block.” Andacellus, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Joseph couldn’t contain his emotion any longer. He ordered all of the Egyptians out of the room so that he could be… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“The division seems rather unfair," I remarked. "You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like… — Kirsty McKay Copy Share Image
“The mere thought," growled Mr Prosser, "hadn't even begun to speculate," he continued, settling himself back, "about the merest possibility of crossing… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in. "Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth. "Yeah, like what… — Crystal Rose Copy Share Image
“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?” “What do you think?” “Then I’m not going to let… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“Just because your lover died doesn't mean you can't find another. Besides, if you don't start dating again your parents will intervene… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height,… — Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec Copy Share Image
“They’d tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called… — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
POTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whew,” he said. “You clean up good . You don’t look like the same girl.” She frowned right before she laughed. “Do… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“It was not long after that Ganesh saw a big new notice in the shop, painted on cardboard. ‘Is Leela self who… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share Image
“No congratulations?’ Derry said cheerfully. ‘No “well done, Derry”? I am disappointed in you, William Pole. There’s not many men could have… — Conn Iggulden Copy Share Image
“The water cycle consists of three phenomena – evaporation, precipitation, and collection- which are the three phenomena that make up what is… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
