“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Boys don’t gossip.” “Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.” This was a disturbing prospect.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Is she dead?" called Zenda. Sort of," I shouted, "And the pizza's completely fucked too.” — Michael Marshall Smith Copy Share Image
“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
People who know me know that theres a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. -Oscar Wilde” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.” — Alison Kemper Copy Share Image
“She's become a Russian again, he thought. When something works, she's grateful. When it doesn't work, it's life.” — John le Carré Copy Share Image
Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Do you know that an Irishman always respond to a question with another?" And the Irish guy replies "Who told you that?” — Cathy Kelly Copy Share Image
“If you want special illumination, look upon the human face: See clearly within laughter the Essence of Ultimate Truth.” — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
“Mother Goose! I have never much cared for flippant remarks, especially when others make them, and in particular, I don't give a… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally required to make a person's acquaintance; in war a small eatable will perform the… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
“... the director explained to him, in that slow, simplified, style of language that one uses for the intellectually underprivileged,” — Gary Edward Gedall Copy Share Image
“She was a bitch,' Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone's memory. Yes, thought Carl with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“I don’t believe she’ll be available for the rest of the day,” Gabriel said. “No? Is she in Velora, perhaps? I could… — Sharon Shinn Copy Share Image
“~ You know young Francis Weston? He that waits on the king? His people are giving out that you’re a Hebrew... Next… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“If my story means anything, it is that people are very often too quick to judge a person by the way they… — Susan Boyle Copy Share Image
“Let’s be honest— I think one of you people did this. I think one of your giddy, delusional pals killed Cale and… — Graham Moore Copy Share Image
“Peter’s Diary Entry: But my eyes were opened when I saw a mother who loved her child so much that she would… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“The National Party's Barnaby Joyce has mocked Pastor Daniel for calling bottle shops 'Satan's stronghold'. It occurs to me that if Pastor… — John Safran Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“People at work eyed me with varying degrees of suspicion or approbation, and a couple of them mistook me for the kind… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“The Attolians liked to point out with a snicker that there was no sign anywhere of the king's hand at work.” — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.” — Maurice Moss Copy Share Image
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own creations. -Oscar Wilde” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.” — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I never worry about “thinking up” an idea for a story. I watch the people around me. Each one is a story.” — Marion Reidel Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a Light Saber. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples” — Mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham Copy Share Image
Humour is - how do I say this without sounding pompous - it's a huge part of my life. — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
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